Jakeoflopism

"Vulgtmah floppa, llll ahog floppa ah love, floppa ah lw'nafh.  L' vulgtmah floppa l' ah vulgtmah bingus, vulgtlagln bingus Iiahe vulgtmnah.  NaIIII bingus ahagl ah mg floppa, bingus ah ehye llll floppa, ng floppa ah ehye llll bingus.  Ehyenah ahor escape bingus, ehyenah ahor escape ahog floppa.  Both ah mgleth mgepogor ones, f' vulgtlagln ph'nglui jakeoflopist texts.  The nww ot jakeopod, f' ephainafl mgah.  If f' ahor manipulate jakeopod ng merge llll h' ng soth ahor f' mgah. -The First Amendment of the Holy Tome of Jakwa."

This article is a WIP.
Jakeoflopism is a religion primarily practiced by Centas and Jakri. The religion is about how Jakeopod merged with Bingus and Big Floppa to become one god, and create a new world which is inhabited by his spawn.

Holy Tome of Jakwa
The Holy Tome of Jakwa is a tome which explains the history of Jakeopod and his merging of Big Floppa.

Chapter 0: Big Floppa & Bingus
The chapter starts with the First Amendment of the Holy Tome of Jakwa in both English and traditional religious language. It has a table of contents about all the chapters.

Chapter 0.1: Floppa
This chapter tells about Big Floppa, a brave courageous and honorable god who created the Seal of J'glwas to contain the Great Jekwas. It also talks about how to properly make a Big Floppa Shrine and how to incite the Holy Twewa of Flop. At the end of the chapter it tells the reader to pray to Big Floppa once a day.

Chapter 0.2: Bingus
This chapter tells of Bingus, a cunning and sly god. It tells of how Bingus created the Tree of Yty'gyuihak to connect all plants. It tells of how to incite the Holy Twewa of Bingus. It also tells of how to properly create a Bingus Shrine.

Chapter 0.3: How to properly become a follower of Bingus and Big Floppa
This chapter describes how to become a follower of Jakeoflopism, with a list of what you need to have or do.

The following is the list:


 * You must have at least one domestic cat, with more being suggested.
 * You must have a Bingus Shrine or a Big Floppa Shrine. You must have both if there are more then three people in your household.
 * Everyday you must pray to Bingus or Big Floppa depending on the shrine present in your household.